right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.
they actually have their bibles open
o…….k….
IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS
I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN
JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS
Steve once was on a hot date and noticed that a little kid in his date’s neighborhood was having a Blues Clues party, so he pulled the outfit out of his trunk (because he carried it with him everywhere) and crashed the party, giving that little kid the greatest god damned birthday party ever.
I am not making that up, that really happened. Steve is the perfect human being.
WATCH THAT VIDEO
WATCH IT
ohmygod the VIDEO
I CAN’T BELIEVE HE HAD THE CHAIR
(Source: skyerockett)
Via Remember, ideas become things.
That awkward moment when you get shot by your wife
In front of your wife
Who then proceeds to try… and kill… your wife?






